I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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