I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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