I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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