i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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