i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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