Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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