think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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