is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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