Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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