No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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