Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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