So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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