Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
