big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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