Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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