At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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