You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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