New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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