At least make sure they are 18
Why
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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