dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
