But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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