It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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