yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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