I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Randomize
