Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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