i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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