nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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