New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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