literally had 100 drinks last night.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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