so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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