i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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