Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So gin and wine won't be happening again
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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