So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
My first STD was from a foam party
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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