I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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