So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
