Small penises have feelings too.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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