I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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