What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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