Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
Randomize