I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
My nipple is on Facebook.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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