so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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