# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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