She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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