You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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