And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
So much rum. So many feels.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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