Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
So vagazzling was a success
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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