She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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