oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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