You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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