Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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