Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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