so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
