one might say we're banned from that church
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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