it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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