Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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