We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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