If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
