Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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