This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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